Take 2 kindergartners, mix well with water and chalk.
Add 1 black dog, 5 minutes before dinner is ready.
Fold in a sleeping baby that begins squalling 2 minutes before dinner is ready, and a mommy that only received 4 1/2 hours of sleep the night before.
Sprinkle in a hungry 4 year old. Call one kindergartner's father and tell them it's time to pick up their daughter. Send husband outside to clean up children and dog. Apparently when you mix chalk with water it turns into paint and doesn't come off easily. Pick up screaming baby, throw some goldfish at the 4 year old. Little girl's brother arrives to pick her up, she is still covered in chalk. Give up on dinner, feed baby. Send the boy to the showers, husband baths dog, throw the 4 year old some fruit snacks. Have dinner an hour later.
2 comments:
Poor mommy! Sneak away to Texas for a vacation..no one will notice! :)
Boo. Oscar looks so happy with his new do!
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