For sneaking into his baby sister's room at the crack of dawn and trying to feed her a sippy cup of milk. Also, for stealing sugar and trying to eat it under the guest bed.
Suspect may be armed with a buzz light year lazer gun and should be considered dangerous to the sweets in your pantry. If you see him, please notify his father as his mother has mastitis and doesn't want to be bothered.
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The suspect was apprehended at 7:45 last night in his "department", where a mostly empty honey bear was found to be in his possession, along with several home-made weapons. He also carried a foam sword on his person, but did surrender peacefully.
The suspect has been positively identified as Bernie "the sugar bandit" Luitjohan. He has stated that he was keeping the honey and sugar until Mommy needed it and that he was not eating it under the bed, but "checking for spiders". He will be charged with reckless baby feeding and armed robbery.
I'll post bail if necessary. I think he can be rehabilitated and possibly weaned off sweets.
Grammy
Bern is AWESOME! You need to have a "Bern book" and write down all his funny adventures. :)
Elizabeth
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